The Freeman Chronicles

Libertarian activists Angela Keaton, who’s also an At-Large Representative on the Libertarian National Committee, and Michelle Shingal have announced that they are launched the official Keaton/Shingal 2012 campaign while contending for the Libertarian Party’s presidential and vice presidential nominations.

This is what Michelle Shingal announced yesterday on her Lady Liberty blog:

Gawd (sorry-was home in NOLA all last week), I didn’t want to do this but the timing may be perfect and I want to show that I can be as opportunistic as Barr/Root.

I’d like to officially announce the Keaton/Shinghal 2012 ticket. We already have some support on our Facebook page and we have BIG fundraising plans. The unofficial plan is called ‘Stripping across Texas’ but we’re not like most strippers; we know we’ll have neither diploma nor presidency in the end and we don’t plan to sell it that way. And, unlike Root who plans to get a limited airing radio program out of his run, we plan to build a fitness empire out of ours. After all, you can’t strip on the campaign trail without being svelte… With that plan in place alone, we guarandamntee that we can out raise Barr/Root by at least $100k whilst making ourselves wealthy…

Now, I know that y’all might be worried about qualifications. Well, I haven’t any except the abilities to balance a checkbook, drink like a fish and well, never mind. Let’s just say that of all the (wo)men in my past I only count on 3 not voting for me. Keaton has a Masters in Poli-Sci and a law degree. (That’s why she’s the top of the ticket- that and Knapp came to our room in Denver and found her awake before I.) As far as media goes I think that perhaps reason might do us a solid and cover us in a non-judgmental way. Angela does have some rather racy pics on the web and , I have the support of many from the cult of Ron Paul. (Disclosure crap makes me admit that I’m part of that cult…)

There are 3 things about Keaton/Shinghal 2012 that set us apart from many others who might seek your delegate vote. They are: 3) We’re both married to reputable men who are fastidious about their standings in the eyes of their peers and government. In other words, there will be nothing of substance to block our run in the eyes of the state. 2) We’ve no small children- retarded or otherwise- to occupy our thoughts on the campaign trail. 1) We’re fucking Libertarians We are Libertarians who fuck libertarian inclined spouses and we can make the most hostile people friendly in a face to face because we follow the guiding light of our political philosophy and all religions and that’s the Golden Rule.

Imagine what these pro-freedom hotties can do under the LP banner. They’re already making huge waves by doing this.

I hope this is making Wayne Allyn Root squirm (although it is rumored that he is running for president on the party ticket too).

[H/T to the Independent Political Report for leaking this.]